Pokemon Scalper what are you doing to the poor pokemon card vending machine? 😱🎴💳 “Pokémon Scalper, What Are You Doing to the Poor Vending Machine?!” 💳🎴😱 It was a peaceful Sunday morning at Target—the kind of morning where parents sipped coffee and kids dreamed of pulling a Charizard. But that peace didn’t last long. Out of nowhere, a familiar figure appeared: the Pokémon scalper, wearing a hoodie, cargo shorts, and a look of pure obsession. He marched straight toward the Pokémon vending ma